Comments on: Damn Schedule

By: Mez

Mez — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:27:51 +0000

Burning said: "That's just wrong. I beg you, Alan, for the love of everything good and beautiful, no more poop jokes!"

Poo references don't bother me, and any topic that affords the opportunity for many puns is fine by me!

By: Cobalt65

Cobalt65 — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:48:17 +0000

So, watsup with the breakfast cereals?

By: Elgringoflacoyalto

Elgringoflacoyalto — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:53:28 +0000

Aaah, jeez, now I get it! The picture….the scatological references….Hm. Next!
Folks, the observations are fervently awaited, regardless of frequency. I’m lucky to get on here once every couple of weeks, so worry not. Very illuminating site for one as ignorant as I.

By: brienhopkins

brienhopkins — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:13:21 +0000

Oh, so this is an elaborate poop joke: hah.

By: Silverhill

Silverhill — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:07:32 +0000

brienhopkins said: "But seriously, whats with the picture of All-Bran, prunes, and Metamucil (whatever that is)? Furthermore:

ExperimentNo6 said: "Y'know, I hear lots of coconut milk inspires regularity. Plus its delicious."

what?"

from the American Heritage Dictionary:

regular, def. 6b: "Having bowel movements ... with normal or healthy frequency. " "Regularity" is a euphemism for "being regular" in this sense, i.e., not suffering from constipation. Bran cereals, prunes, and Metamucil (as well as Serutan, Citrucel, etc.) contain significant amounts of dietary fiber, which acts as a laxative (as does coconut milk).

By: brienhopkins

brienhopkins — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 20:59:40 +0000

But seriously, whats with the picture of All-Bran, prunes, and Metamucil (whatever that is)? Furthermore:

ExperimentNo6 said: "Y'know, I hear lots of coconut milk inspires regularity. Plus its delicious."

what?

By: jenni4paige

jenni4paige — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:47:17 +0000

I love D.I. and I can wait patiently for new articles — though I don’t mind the recycled ones a bit. I’ve really enjoyed the vast majority of what I’ve read here, and have only occasionally been put off by the outrageous, self-righteous snobbery and entitlement expressed by one or two of the posters. This is fun, informative, and FREE folks…give the writers a break! Thanks for keeping us informed, Alan, and keep up the good work!

By: Spike

Spike — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:45:28 +0000

Oh yeah, one more thing, I am always pleasantly surprised when there is a new article and wasn't really aware that there was a posting schedule. I love your stuff, Alan, as well as the other writers and can always find something here that makes me say, "Wow, that's damn interesting!" Thanks for the update.

By: Spike

Spike — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:42:41 +0000

Sorry, can't stop myself....Guess you could say that the guys who came up with the scale had a really crappy job...

By: Stallion2.0

Stallion2.0 — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:35:52 +0000

Hahahahahahaha haaaahhhahaha whoooo hoooo *gasp* Oh boy!