Comments on: Professional Farters

By: The late farter

The late farter — Fri, 03 Jan 2025 13:30:55 +0000

Late to the party, but I had a blast reading the Farticle and the comments – way to go guys, whatever the talent – don´t keep it to yourself.

By: JarvisLoop

JarvisLoop — Sat, 15 Aug 2020 00:52:30 +0000

And yet again.

By: JarvisLoop

JarvisLoop — Thu, 18 Jun 2020 01:41:20 +0000

Still last.

By: JarvisLoop

JarvisLoop — Wed, 03 Jun 2020 02:00:11 +0000

Oddly, still last.

I wish someone else would post.

By: JarvisLoop

JarvisLoop — Sat, 02 Jun 2018 02:40:09 +0000

Last.

By: heracleum mantegazziani

heracleum mantegazziani — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 15:02:12 +0000

Years ago, while visiting France, my father was seen by a doctor, who rather enthusiastically wrote him a prescription for suppositories to treat his bronchitis. Seriously, what is the deal with the French and anuses?

By: nonsequitur

nonsequitur — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 05:42:48 +0000

Damn Intestines!

By: Flatch

Flatch — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:53:27 +0000

I wonder if he’s one of my relatives. I’ve been called a walking fart machine!! I can be seen with my fartoons on my space under flatch!!! This little ditty is to the tune of ” I love to laugh” from mary poppins…”..I love to fart, loud and long and clear. The more I fart, the more I’m a merrier me!” or to ” the drinking mans diet” by Allen Sherman” fart, fart, everyone fart. it’s hard to stop, once you start! With every good fartin’stink out them that’s smartin’, so fart, fart, fart!”

By: AJ1952Chats

AJ1952Chats — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:40:19 +0000

That’s some amazing talent!

One of my friends let go with one several years ago that sounded like a whippoorwill and I let one go that sounded like a duck a few minutes ago, but our “talkents” can’t hold a candle (or a match) to this guy. One of my friends told me that, when he was in high school, he once let one go and timed it, and the duration was (as I recall) 20 seconds!

By: Nicki the Heinous

Nicki the Heinous — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:25:56 +0000

I can do this with belches . . can't everyone?